rm2d_ki101('0','160','80','a0t46agl1vm','ffffff',20); My Writing Blog ◆ My NSFW Blog ◆ My Face ◆ Music I Like ◆ Pictures of People ◆ Babes I’m 20. You can call me Jade or Jessica. Art, photography, animals, literature, humor and whatever else catches my eye. Occasionally NSFW for artistic nudity. Tumblr (3.0; @jespresso)http://jespresso.tumblr.com/<p>someone explain to me how to suck less</p>http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50918295721http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50918295721Mon, 20 May 2013 13:33:49 -0400no i do not mean that in the dirty sense but if you wish to tell me how to do that as well sure go ahead<p>I suck *dissonant piano chords* I SUCK *cat yowling* i suck *the sound of 5,000 harpsichords exploding simultaneously*</p>http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50918043238http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50918043238Mon, 20 May 2013 13:29:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2d4113c35ec4d518a4a5a9b36d4801cd/tumblr_mmqr5stTFR1rmk05xo2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/79e1b157153a7cdf6c1888b18b93b07b/tumblr_mmqr5stTFR1rmk05xo5_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/da264d7a6bb809b339670b227c33f332/tumblr_mmqr5stTFR1rmk05xo4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/349860be0890781df2ede371942f21ae/tumblr_mmqr5stTFR1rmk05xo3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ddd95e1f25ac1202f50fa76b5c481b18/tumblr_mmqr5stTFR1rmk05xo1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://slippinintodarkness.tumblr.com/post/50892185337/taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah-clever-way-of">slippinintodarkness</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah.tumblr.com/post/50365739899/clever-way-of-getting-his-features-in-there-cr">taeyeon-9muses-rilakkuma-ohyeah</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Clever way of getting his features in there</p> <p>cr:  <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vCTbR9Taox4">thqys</a></p> </blockquote> <p>Now i wanna make pancakes c;</p> </blockquote>http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50917377137http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50917377137Mon, 20 May 2013 13:18:29 -0400foodrecipesgif<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0722769b9a0b9cdc030ba8a1ced17918/tumblr_mkpnrrcsZ31qkjf1go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50916822034http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50916822034Mon, 20 May 2013 13:09:10 -0400places<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://colonelmustangsnipples.tumblr.com/post/49478490932">colonelmustangsnipples</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://itsmalice.tumblr.com/post/49458609564/johnfontin-the-pig-goes-oink-oink-the-cow">itsmalice</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://johnfontin.tumblr.com/post/49458454625/the-pig-goes-oink-oink-the-cow-goes-moooo">johnfontin</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>the pig goes “oink oink”</p> <p>the cow goes “moooo”</p> <p>the horse goes “neighhhh”</p> <p>the dog goes “ed…ward”</p> </blockquote> <p>You’re grounded. </p> </blockquote> <p>so is hughes</p> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/4d80624ed0275cfd87cbf26ec56b6f72/tumblr_inline_mm77mnl9X21qz4rgp.gif"/></p> </blockquote>http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50916807510http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50916807510Mon, 20 May 2013 13:08:56 -0400fmaFUCK<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f2f9f81d307b475a5233a3bf24ff400e/tumblr_mly7qixN2f1r46pd2o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1c5ec173598ccbe6e9afb14e3e394d06/tumblr_mly7qixN2f1r46pd2o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9db39f385ef096796072ee65c4c17b49/tumblr_mly7qixN2f1r46pd2o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/82fecc3f4e60ed40e147ec4eb91caf8b/tumblr_mly7qixN2f1r46pd2o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/43ec8e3f60dcc7b896aa7c62218b2c8c/tumblr_mly7qixN2f1r46pd2o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ac1c02009cda6400cc81507cf5684147/tumblr_mly7qixN2f1r46pd2o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>Marina about the response to the “How To Be a  Heartbreaker” video (<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnbVBba4l-0">x</a>)</small></p> </blockquote>http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50916771074http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50916771074Mon, 20 May 2013 13:08:18 -0400marina and the diamondsmultiple gifs<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/978f91d305feb44baef08da67adb85ce/tumblr_mn0mkewMHL1qee6wmo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/963c516f7821a7c5778cd2c0f64fb20d/tumblr_mn0mkewMHL1qee6wmo2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/36d875bb0a6ce2aeb5108ef77f28c054/tumblr_mn0mkewMHL1qee6wmo3_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/946105b0759371e596a356d123668d6e/tumblr_mn0mkewMHL1qee6wmo4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><small>Marina & The Diamonds performing “How To Be A Heartbreaker” in Los Angeles, California - 05.11.13 [<a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_QBq-4fJSA"><span>♡</span></a><span>]</span></small></p> </blockquote>http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50916047772http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50916047772Mon, 20 May 2013 12:56:08 -0400babesmarina and the diamondsgifs<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9eaa4b5196b3d9f861769636861f58e7/tumblr_mn3vy1pFaH1qlzwwro1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50915502342http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50915502342Mon, 20 May 2013 12:46:49 -0400aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/21092a5a74bea58b8898825ad98cd24a/tumblr_mmlydqHP571qdgi63o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50913999831http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50913999831Mon, 20 May 2013 12:20:46 -0400about me<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50913565785" src="http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50913565785/audio_player_iframe/jespresso/tumblr_mmcjryhQaO1qh9r1z?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fjespresso%2F50913565785%2Ftumblr_mmcjryhQaO1qh9r1z" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://genociderishimaru.tumblr.com/post/49723888427">genociderishimaru</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I PUT  ISHIAMRUS LAUGH INTO THE WUBMACHINE UNDER  THE ELECTRO HOUSE OPTION AN DIM LAUHGING SO HARD</p> </blockquote>http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50913565785http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50913565785Mon, 20 May 2013 12:13:08 -0400dangan ronpaha ha haHA HA hahahaaudio<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hawkeyedriza.tumblr.com/post/50834505534/absolutelydestinysmood-nannajane-in-7-years">hawkeyedriza</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://absolutelydestinysmood.tumblr.com/post/50834065468/nannajane-in-7-years-its-going-to-be-the-20s">absolutelydestinysmood</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://nannajane.tumblr.com/post/50790893368/in-7-years-its-going-to-be-the-20s-again-so-we-can">nannajane</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me</p> </blockquote> <p>you can’t repeat the past</p> </blockquote> <p><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9583b52f8c7dbf68359ee6c0f55f10fa/tumblr_inline_mn23wiXCim1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p> <p>can’t repeat the past? why, of course you can! <em>of course you can</em>. </p> </blockquote>http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50913279656http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50913279656Mon, 20 May 2013 12:07:59 -0400gatsby<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f5082086854896de4a570fcf37819c61/tumblr_mmvhykf3tD1qmxcsxo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50912958133http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50912958133Mon, 20 May 2013 12:02:26 -0400how horrifying<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2172dc71046dee6ab481af024906b6c8/tumblr_ml0q70eqiq1ry46hlo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/a4b4f184dc2c7525b040e54e90ea117b/tumblr_ml0q70eqiq1ry46hlo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c9c63fbb8376d66777f2ff2271ea89b3/tumblr_ml0q70eqiq1ry46hlo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c2d89a271de8b35e935a5ddd2219a0f9/tumblr_ml0q70eqiq1ry46hlo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://imafreakforanihomstuck.tumblr.com/post/47697039203/i-dont-know-why-but-this-makes-me-feel-very">imafreakforanihomstuck</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i don’t know why but this makes me feel very uncomfortable.</p> </blockquote>http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50912887663http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50912887663Mon, 20 May 2013 12:01:17 -0400foodmultiple gifs<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/37530a155fcb632e1d88500097a6da52/tumblr_mknyxo2kYn1qknltjo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://27teacups.tumblr.com/post/47003228733/picture-from-here-posted-with-permission">27teacups</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>picture from <a href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/pieisexactlythree/8608202121/in/photostream">here</a> (posted with permission)!!</p> <p>cosplayer is myself!</p> <p>behold the Demimonde Semigoddess from Problem Sleuth! </p> </blockquote>http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50912849048http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50912849048Mon, 20 May 2013 12:00:38 -0400problem sleuthcosplay<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6235bdc0f998a92bb66f966b8f4b3003/tumblr_mksp9cnlvo1qlxcu5o3_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4e461f8161f9da09c615b175af21da94/tumblr_mksp9cnlvo1qlxcu5o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brittafiltration.tumblr.com/post/47206969709/way-to-go-guys-you-skipped-step-2-of-how-to-start">brittafiltration</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Way to go guys. You skipped step 2 of how to start a revolution.</p> </blockquote>http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50912797569http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50912797569Mon, 20 May 2013 11:59:42 -0400les mis<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/6f4d8039eeda10b13fc79a82d3887bc7/tumblr_mk9lt5Sy2F1qjnhqgo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50912753212http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50912753212Mon, 20 May 2013 11:58:51 -0400favoritegrampa takes a seat<p>found an application that collects all of the tags on your blog<br/><br/>my favorite tags without context: <br/><br/></p> <ul><li><span>#i didn&#8217;t want to reblog you as a link you shit</span></li> <li><span>#cheery guitar notes</span></li> <li><span>#why do i have to be allergic to cake</span></li> <li><span>#i am allergic 2 bread</span></li> <li><span>#also i&#8217;m not really vomiting blood</span></li> <li><span>#neopets reaction images exist</span></li> <li><span>#moths all up in my shit</span></li> <li><span>#</span><span>I wish my cat had gotten along with my birdy instead of decapitating it</span></li> <li><span>#*SOBS OVER MOTHICIDE*</span></li> </ul>http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50908749211http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50908749211Mon, 20 May 2013 10:41:50 -0400personaldumb<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pearls.tumblr.com/post/39283324837/pearls-i-touched-a-dick-once-and-it-was-the">pearls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://pearls.tumblr.com/post/39283285275/i-touched-a-dick-once-and-it-was-the-scariest">pearls</a>:</p> <blockquote> <div> <div> <p>i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun</p> </div> </div> </blockquote> <p>sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard </p> </div> </blockquote>http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50908678015http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50908678015Mon, 20 May 2013 10:40:26 -0400laughs<a href="http://autosound.tumblr.com/post/50866896276/broternia-i-was-just-out-taking-a-walk-and-some">autosound: broternia: i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped...</a>: <p><a href="http://autosound.tumblr.com/post/50866896276/broternia-i-was-just-out-taking-a-walk-and-some" class="tumblr_blog">autosound</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://broternia.tumblr.com/post/50841644736/i-was-just-out-taking-a-walk-and-some-woman-slowly" target="_blank">broternia</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>i was just out taking a walk and some woman slowly stopped her car next to me and she was all like “excuse me” and i was freakin out like oh my god she’s going to kill me or ask for directions or something, my life is over, and she was like “take this” and she handed me a 10 dollar bill and she was like “get yourself a haircut so you can get a job you fucking hippie”  i’m laaughing so hard i am a 16 year old girl this is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me <br/><img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/9477b8d8b1dff8b5ee655893aba90c12/tumblr_inline_mn283bFrVy1qz4rgp.png"/></p> </blockquote> <p>she’s going to kill me or ask for directions</p></blockquote>http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50908430681http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50908430681Mon, 20 May 2013 10:35:12 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lwl223I07R1qa7rk7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50907990686http://jespresso.tumblr.com/post/50907990686Mon, 20 May 2013 10:26:04 -0400peoplecutie