- mom: ur sister gave me money today
- me: wth how did she get money she doesn't have a job
- mom:
- mom: do you think she's selling drugs
Now That’s What I Call Hentai! Volume 12
featuring such hits as “UH! UNNNNHHHGG! *shlorp shlorp* UUUWWAAAAAaaaAAAAAAA”
turning up to a corporate job interview with a hawaiian shirt and some confidence
You think a big boy like me is scared of a little child like you? Give me a break. Why don’t you go drink some juice and play with your choo choo trains and let us adults do the big boy talk.
You’re a joke
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FYI: NEVER tell a girl, “Hey sweetie, how about a smile?” For all you know, her mouth is filled with bees.
