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Girl: I'm having heart surgery today.
Boy: I know.
Girl: I love you!
Boy: I love you more!
*After heart surgery her dad is the only person in the room.*
Girl: Where is he?
Dad: Don't you know who gave you the heart?
Girl: (Starts crying)
Dad: Im just kidding he went to the bathroom.
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There Is No Miami Zombie Apocalypse, Just Mentally... →
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How many (insert your personality type here) does...
uglay: ISTJ: One, but only if s/he’s a certified electrician with a credible work record. In other cases it won’t happen, because that’s way out of line. ESTJ: The ISTJ electrician will fix it. If there is none, the ESTJ will do it him/herself while mumbling “Why don’t we have a certified electrician with a credible work record for this?” ESFJ: 3-5 of them, and they will do it together or take...
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cosmo tip #256
expertcosmotips: next time he wants to roleplay make it into a larp session and CUT HIS FUCKING HEAD OFF
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Listentoodorkyforyourmusic: Silent Hill - Room of...
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Burn scars are difficult to draw properly...
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ivandrogynous replied to your photo: Progresss Is that…? Er….maybe.  Yes. I’m sorry. 
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