Zilly: I'm really bad at taking shots, I can't drink shots right
Abby: How can you take shots wrong
Zilly: I can't open my throat, and my mouth isn't big enough to fit it all in.
Both: That's what she said.
why did I do an askblog. why. My art is terrible and no one wants to ask any questions D: worst idea everrrr.
thrillering: | |ω・） |･ω･｀) hey |･ω･｀) you are a baka |ω・） |
Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "She's not young enough or pretty enough to be the wife of the President. And besides, she has cancer." (1994, about his first wife)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-in-law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
howdoesiloyalty: ilia-shae: Guy What Are you doing Guy, you’re not sleeping by any women. I know Jade is pretty like a woman. But he isn’t one. I want. A sleep-over. Like this.
howdoesiloyalty: jadecurtits: howdoesiloyalty: I’ve found myself fascinated with the Anima and Animus. I’d love to hear about some people’s dreams about them. The anima is the male’s feminine side making itself known through dreams, and the animus is the female’s masculine side doing the same. It doesn’t always have to involve sex, often times it doesn’t, but sometimes it does. People...
From childhoods hour...: NEW HEAD CANON! →
howdoesiloyalty: jadecurtits: howdoesiloyalty: JADE IS NATALIA’S BIG BROTHER! Yes. I like this. Explination of new head canon: Jade is not like Jay, they’re not close in the “I’m going to hug you and love you and beat up anyone who even looks at you the wrong way while you awkwardly love me and… Like a teasing, slightly serious at times, maybe a little mean, big brother. Yes. I...
howdoesiloyalty: I’ve found myself fascinated with the Anima and Animus. I’d love to hear about some people’s dreams about them. The anima is the male’s feminine side making itself known through dreams, and the animus is the female’s masculine side doing the same. It doesn’t always have to involve sex, often times it doesn’t, but sometimes it does. People should tell me about theirs. I’m...
So, since I can't send everyone on here a...
howdoesiloyalty: jadecurtits: howdoesiloyalty: I’m going to try and write anyone who wants one a story. Just give me something to work with and I’ll write something. Dude, I didn’t even see this. Er…. you could write me something with Jade in it. If you want. You don’t have to. Er. I put this up on Christmas eve and no one responded so I was just like: Well I have something that Jade...
NEW HEAD CANNON!
howdoesiloyalty: JADE IS NATALIA’S BIG BROTHER! Yes. I like this.
From childhoods hour...: My Dear, do not read... →
howdoesiloyalty: They found her, not in time. But the time they did find her, she was laying on the ground, clinging to the ripped scraps of her dress, torn crookedly down the centre. By the time they found her, she wasn’t even crying anymore, she was just staring at the space in front of her, ignorant of their… OH MY GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD D: D: D:
So, since I can't send everyone on here a...
howdoesiloyalty: I’m going to try and write anyone who wants one a story. Just give me something to work with and I’ll write something. Dude, I didn’t even see this. Er….you could write me something with Jade in it. If you want. You don’t have to. Er.
howdoesiloyalty: Jay abandons me on the Chatzy role play. Don’t even care. Reading Jade and Asch at each others throats. Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts. Pleased to help.
so I mispelled "jade curtiss" in google
this name change is my punishment
howdoesiloyalty: amidsttheraindrops: Make your pin-up girl self.
I've noticed boys tend to have longer eye lashes...
Me too! I’ll be looking at a male friend and be thinking “whoa, where’d you get those luxurious lashes!” :o but I never say it because they think it’s an insult, haha.
Hussie has primarily updated at night.
ex-wife: I have deduced that the reasoning behind this is because the Wolfhead sleeps at night. Hussie must act then, and act quickly.
"Heritage Community Services"
Wow. I was doing research for a paper on sex education laws when I came across THIS. Why do these people have an affiliate in maine? They sound terribly backwards. I mean, this is a quote to the founder, talking about why comprehensive sex ed is evil. ““To say that these children are not capable of a higher standard of behavior can be dooming them to failure. It’s the worst kind of...
I am making the most realistic dating sim known to...
how does Beowulf's death exemplify the ideals of...
shadowfaerielove: > Jade leaves me alone with her computer. > Say no doujinshi. > Challenge accepted. AHAHAHA HAHA OH MY GOD YOU ACTUALLY DID IT
PM: FUCK YOU
bec: when and where baby